I've been trying to look for the positive sides of rural living, and I worry I'd hate it because I wouldn't have anything to do there except to do household chores and wait for death. People who do enjoy living in the backcountry will tell me what a remarkably bizarre idea that is, there is plenty of things to do in a hut in the woods, in that life you're constantly so busy that you wouldn't know what to do with free time if you had any.

And then they start listing stuff you can do in the backcountry, and every single thing on the lists is either household chores or waiting for death.

i love that all the mob psycho kids have a variety of outfits they cycle through when not in their school uniforms except for ritsu, whose wardrobe consists entirely of 2 shirts and 1 hoodie

You wouldn’t understand

is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

Okay, say it with me guys…

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true, then that's lying.

If you are giving someone wrong information under the assumption that they'll ultimately realise that it's false, and that they will find this funny, then that's joking.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true and that their response will be funny, then that's a prank.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they will notice the differences between your presentation of reality and their perception of it, and come to doubt their ability to judge what is and is not real, then that's gaslighting.

now dont leave this in the tags

If you are giving someone wrong information and you assume they will know it is wrong, in hopes that they will play along, then that’s a bit.

In the True Ending of Shadow the Hedgehog, Shadow appears to have taken none of the previous routes, as none of them involve him on the planet with all seven chaos emeralds and Sonic, Eggman and Black Doom all running free and alive.

When Black Doom attempts to immobilize Shadow, he hears several lines that seem to be repeated from several different routes; however, they are slightly off. For instance, Shadow flashes back his question of "Did I... die?" However, in the actual cutscene, "Before Space Gadget," Shadow says, "This is where I... died?" instead.

Altogether, this implies that the Final Ending of Shadow the Hedgehog takes place in a separate route than one the player can take.

putting your tags on blast here @lunapegasus because FUCK.

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

sorry!

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

all in a days work! *passes out*

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

Fire

dude my house

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so

i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website

how’s that going bestie

Sometimes time stamps really do add to the joke

Source

terfs celebrating that the international chess federation has banned trans women from competing in women's FIDE competitions, because it's sooooooo feminist to argue that women are so biologically inferior and nowhere near as smart as men and thus can't play chess on the same level. girl that's not feminism that's literally just misogyny